Crazy Cows: Attack Of The Horny Big Breasted Mammals

If you liked S.W.I.N.E. then you’ll definitely enjoy Crazy Cows: Attack Of The Horny Big Breasted Mammals, a freeware action PC game where the player has to destroy the enemy cows. The game was under development for a year by a small and talented team of two Spanish guys, also responsible for Ballman Planets, and they created their own 3D engine, physics, artificial intelligence and designed all the graphics, animations and music. A huge undertaking that resulted in this hilarious game.

In the game, the cows have gone mad and are ready for battle in 14 detailed levels with advanced visuals. Featuring several types of cow units, this is a RTS that plays as you are used to, with the keyboard and mouse to navigate the map and the fog of war hiding every piece of territory that you haven’t yet explored.

The player is able to upgrade the cows with some power-ups and even use some impressive vehicles, such as mechs and flying machines. There are also some cool weapons such as bazookas and ninja swords, adding to the wacky theme of the game.

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